So I turned on my laptop last night and #howdareyou on twitter was lighting up the night! it was fun. so here are my tweets from last night. I had fun writing them so i want to immortalize them. lol.
#howdareyou have a top row of gold teeth and a bottom row of yellow teeth?
#howdareyou ACTUALLY think that blamin it on the patron is acceptable in REAL LIFE? itsa SONG. #deathto non-liquor holding, reneging LOSERS!
#howdareyou get offended when i ask if you sell sushi at your chinese restaurant when you sell CHICKEN WINGS and FRIED PLANTAIN?!?
#howdareyou ask me to read your mind, or tell you what you're thinking after i tell you that i studied psychology in undergrad??? #WDDDA
#howdareyou stay at your girlfriend's for a week and not take a shower, or brush your teeth and get mad when she won't TOUCH you?
#howdareyou ACT THE DAMN FOOL about how the child ain't urs, demand a paternity test, and when it comes back 99.99% yours, you cry. jerk.
#howdareyou try to bribe me into following you! I WORK FOR THE GOVT! i only accept expensive bribes.
#howdareyou try to curse me out through the #howdareyou TT. you crazy. don't you know i will BREAK YOU!?
#howdareyou sag ur jeans down to your knees and then ROLL THAT JAWN UP TOO! and then come over and try to talk to me. do i look that crazy?
#howdareyou claim that you didn't beat that boy jo jackson? oh so, now you wanna talk all this mess because MJ is gone. jerk.#howdareyou tell me that you didn't want my number anyway, when you just asked me for it and i told you no? #WDDDA
#howdareyou curse a negro out all in the street and put your hands all on him and expect them not to turn around and SHAKE you to DEATH?
#howdareyou go round singin marymary's song 'it's the god in me' like u and god are that tight? u know u and god don't get down like that!
#howdareyou use your powers for evil, and not for good??? let the good in you always overcome the not-so-good.
#howdareyou act like michael jackson wasn't the greatest entertainer of ALL TIME!? TIME AND TIME OVER!
#howdareyou chris brown hittin folks and dressing crazy. anybody else want him to give the bellhop back his shirt? raise your hand.
#howdareyou assume that because i am single, i am thirsty? BACK UP OFF ME!
#howdareyou not follow @elonjames? he is the TRUTH!!!!
#howdareyou still watch that god-awful dehumanizing programming on BET? DOUCHE UR BRAINS and start OVER! (thanks charity)
#howdareyou racially insensitive, silver-spooned, egomaniacs roll your eyes and talk about a post racial USA??? skip gates beeches! #WDDDA
#howdareyou PHONE STALK ME! the ish is NOT THAT SERIOUS! callin from different numbers, blocking numbers, having your friend call me...#howdareyou not 'RETURN' THE FAVOR!!!!!
#howdareyou tell me that i need to dress more provocatively knowing you need to cover your ish up? don't nobody wanna see that mess!
#howdareyou try to tell me that i am eating too much junk food when you just scarfed down three plates of a heart attack breakfast!
#howdareyou act like you got it going on when you STILL ain't got no job and NO game? sucker!!!!! joke's on YOU!
#howdareyou misrepresent yourself on your facebook profile, picture, status, and DOB? you know you wrong.
#howdareyou be successful and educated and forget that you're BLACK! sorry skip!!
#howdareyou ask for my number but don't have a phone, and then insist that i come visit you at the half way house? THE HALF WAY HOUSE???
#howdareyou is one trend that I can definitely rock with. it's on and poppin.
#howdareyou expect me to be gorgeous and tight bodied, when you are ugly, and have a 12" muffin top. can we say 'do the booty do?'
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