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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

#howdareyou -the best twitter trend ever.

So I turned on my laptop last night and #howdareyou on twitter was lighting up the night! it was fun. so here are my tweets from last night. I had fun writing them so i want to immortalize them. lol.

#howdareyou have a top row of gold teeth and a bottom row of yellow teeth?

#howdareyou ACTUALLY think that blamin it on the patron is acceptable in REAL LIFE? itsa SONG. #deathto non-liquor holding, reneging LOSERS!

#howdareyou get offended when i ask if you sell sushi at your chinese restaurant when you sell CHICKEN WINGS and FRIED PLANTAIN?!?

#howdareyou ask me to read your mind, or tell you what you're thinking after i tell you that i studied psychology in undergrad??? #WDDDA

#howdareyou stay at your girlfriend's for a week and not take a shower, or brush your teeth and get mad when she won't TOUCH you?

#howdareyou ACT THE DAMN FOOL about how the child ain't urs, demand a paternity test, and when it comes back 99.99% yours, you cry. jerk.

#howdareyou try to bribe me into following you! I WORK FOR THE GOVT! i only accept expensive bribes.

#howdareyou try to curse me out through the #howdareyou TT. you crazy. don't you know i will BREAK YOU!?

#howdareyou sag ur jeans down to your knees and then ROLL THAT JAWN UP TOO! and then come over and try to talk to me. do i look that crazy?

#howdareyou claim that you didn't beat that boy jo jackson? oh so, now you wanna talk all this mess because MJ is gone. jerk.#howdareyou tell me that you didn't want my number anyway, when you just asked me for it and i told you no? #WDDDA

#howdareyou curse a negro out all in the street and put your hands all on him and expect them not to turn around and SHAKE you to DEATH?

#howdareyou go round singin marymary's song 'it's the god in me' like u and god are that tight? u know u and god don't get down like that!

#howdareyou use your powers for evil, and not for good??? let the good in you always overcome the not-so-good.

#howdareyou act like michael jackson wasn't the greatest entertainer of ALL TIME!? TIME AND TIME OVER!

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howdareyou chris brown hittin folks and dressing crazy. anybody else want him to give the bellhop back his shirt? raise your hand.

#howdareyou assume that because i am single, i am thirsty? BACK UP OFF ME!

#howdareyou not follow @elonjames? he is the TRUTH!!!!

#howdareyou still watch that god-awful dehumanizing programming on BET? DOUCHE UR BRAINS and start OVER! (thanks charity)

#howdareyou racially insensitive, silver-spooned, egomaniacs roll your eyes and talk about a post racial USA??? skip gates beeches! #WDDDA

#howdareyou PHONE STALK ME! the ish is NOT THAT SERIOUS! callin from different numbers, blocking numbers, having your friend call me...#howdareyou not 'RETURN' THE FAVOR!!!!!

#howdareyou tell me that i need to dress more provocatively knowing you need to cover your ish up? don't nobody wanna see that mess!

#howdareyou try to tell me that i am eating too much junk food when you just scarfed down three plates of a heart attack breakfast!

#howdareyou act like you got it going on when you STILL ain't got no job and NO game? sucker!!!!! joke's on YOU!

#howdareyou misrepresent yourself on your facebook profile, picture, status, and DOB? you know you wrong.


#howdareyou be successful and educated and forget that you're BLACK! sorry skip!!



#howdareyou ask for my number but don't have a phone, and then insist that i come visit you at the half way house? THE HALF WAY HOUSE???


#howdareyou is one trend that I can definitely rock with. it's on and poppin
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#howdareyou expect me to be gorgeous and tight bodied, when you are ugly, and have a 12" muffin top. can we say 'do the booty do?'


Thursday, July 2, 2009

that's why me and God meet in other places...besides church!

i used to attend this church. i got sick to my stomach reading all of this. what makes it worse is that i experienced some of this while i was there. i didn't do anything about it. i felt that i could not. i wonder if i was so scared of the systemic backlash that i would experience? was i that afraid of being cast out by the people that were my supposed leaders? i am ashamed of myself. leaving did not make a difference. it only created a space for more people to go through the same thing that i did. if you go to a church that is doing things that seem fishy to you, don't sit back and say anything. do something. please. people need your support. and your voice.

Brooklyn Tabernacle's Lack of Accountability-Could this be true?